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  • I do not kill with my gun;
  • he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
  • I kill with my heart.”
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You have 500 bricks. If you throw one off a plane, how many will you have left?

A: 499

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

A: Open the refrigerator door, put the elephant inside, and close the door!

How far can a dog run into the woods?

Half-way. (If he keeps on running, he's running out of the woods)

A boxing match is 12 rounds, with a minute between each round. If it goes the distance, how long will it be?

47 minutes.
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

A: Open the refrigerator door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door!

The whole jungle was invited to the lion’s party, but someone didn’t show up. Who is it?

A: The giraffe, he’s inside the refrigerator!

An old granny wants to cross a crocodile-infested river. But somehow, she crossed the river safely. How? A: She swam across because the crocodiles at the party

Even though the granny was safe swimming across the river, she died. How?

She was hit in the head by the brick you threw out of the airplane.